Showing posts with label elephant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elephant. Show all posts

Thursday, September 22, 2016

ElePhun on Elephant Appreciation Day


What do elephants and trees have in common?
Trunks 

Paper Elephant

Want to change the mood of crying child on a car trip? This song does it every time.


Six Blind and the Elephant

It was six men of Indostan
To learning much inclined,
Who went to see the Elephant
(Though all of them were blind),
That each by observation
Might satisfy his mind.

The First approach'd the Elephant,
And happening to fall
Against his broad and sturdy side,
At once began to bawl:
"God bless me! but the Elephant
Is very like a wall!"

The Second, feeling of the tusk,
Cried, -"Ho! what have we here
So very round and smooth and sharp?
To me 'tis mighty clear
This wonder of an Elephant
Is very like a spear!"

The Third approached the animal,
And happening to take
The squirming trunk within his hands,
Thus boldly up and spake:
"I see," quoth he, "the Elephant
Is very like a snake!"

The Fourth reached out his eager hand,
And felt about the knee.
"What most this wondrous beast is like
Is mighty plain," quoth he,
"'Tis clear enough the Elephant 
Is very like a tree!"

The Fifth, who chanced to touch the ear,
Said: "E'en the blindest man
Can tell what this resembles most;
Deny the fact who can,
This marvel of an Elephant
Is very like a fan!"

The Sixth no sooner had begun
About the beast to grope,
Then, seizing on the swinging tail
That fell within his scope,
"I see," quoth he, "the Elephant
Is very like a rope!"

And so these men of Indostan
Disputed loud and long,
Each in his own opinion
Exceeding stiff and strong,
Though each was partly in the right,
And all were in the wrong!

MORAL. 


So oft in theologic wars, 
The disputants, I ween, 
Rail on in utter ignorance 
Of what each other mean, 
And prate about an Elephant 
Not one of them has seen!

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Another Brick in the Wall

I See a Brick Elephant Hiding in the Trees.






This Song has been here before but its one of my favorites...

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Elephants May Be Smart.

But that does not make them Good at Hide 'n' Seek.

Oakland Zoo. If you can only go to one Zoo in the Bay Area, Forget San Francisco. 
Oakland is the Best.