Portugulls

 

Guarding the Wall

 Building walls is as effective as using seagulls to keep dogs off the beach.

NOAA's official value for the total length of the U.S. shoreline is 95,471 miles. (Wait, is that a fact that is not to be divulged without approval?) Luckily some believe climate change is a hoax or we would be building seawalls too.