Talk Like a Pirate Day

No Sunken Chest Here.

 Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

 Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

 Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A: A rookie

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
A: 8 pirates.

You can go here for a ton more treasure chest of pirate jokes http://homepage.westmont.edu/bstrine/yarrgh/jokes.html

Or scroll down a bit more and Hear Radio Clash from Pirate Satellite.